The Grinch Flight Attendant Christmas Card
$3.50Price
One dirty diaper
Two germ filled napkins
Three broken tray tables
Four filthy meal trays
Five filled barf bags
Six overflowing toilets
Seven screaming kids
Eight awaiting wheelchairs
Nine ear wax filled hot towels
Ten stinky beer cans
Eleven ringing call lights
Twelve dirty looks
and a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!